Sex Ed on the Farm

We have a hog with a hernia that her cage mate thinks is a nipple so she lays around nursing on it like a baby.

We have a guinea pig with cancer of the mammory glands and a penis that protrudes, which requires Preparation H.

We have a chicken who thinks she’s mama to a dozen pheasants and spends meal times telling the mini horse all about it.

We have a gelding who forgets he’s gelded when the sun is high and the breeze is nice.

We have a rooster that plays cat and mouse with his 22 hens, and we have a juvenile gander that has just started trying to mount the girl goose…sideways.

That right there is the kinda sex ed they just don’t teach in books.

🙂

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